Oh hi! Did you also eat approximately as many cookies as there are people on the planet this holiday? Did you have a side of cheese with every meal? Did you literally start eating prunes because...nevermind. I DID. And truly, I enjoyed every second of my 2-week total body destruction diet. It was amazing. I ate all the things. I loved it.
But now I'm feeling a little messed up. (See prune comment above.) So how to get my bod back to balance? KALE, OF COURSE! This restorative smoothie tastes good and is swiftly helping renew my energy and vitality. It's loaded with kale, creamy banana, magnesium-rich pistachios, and immune-boosting turmeric.
Ingredients (makes two servings)
2 ripe bananas
1 1/2 cups Tuscan kale
1 tbsp ground turmeric
1/4 cup pistachios, shelled
4-6 pitted dates, depending on size
1 cup almond milk
2 tbsp rosewater
Ice to taste
Put it in a blender. Whir. Sprinkle some more turmeric on top. Breathe a sigh of relief.